Total Medals Earned: 1,229 (From 107 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,285 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/185 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Full Combo Early Mornin' Booze.
Full Combo Drunken Do-Si-Do.
Full Combo Moonshine Melody.
Full Combo Holly Jolly Jivin'.
Full Combo Here We Go Again.
Visit the credits.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (65/65 points)
Beat level 1.
Beat level 2, the level with head clingin' craziness.
Beat the first boss, otherwise known as level 3.
Beat the fourth level, the ice zone.
Complete the Castle level.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (75/75 points)
Complete the rage-inducing space parkour.
Complete a boring task of seeing where to fall and not die.
Complete a wannabe Mario level.
Complete the Wizard Castle.
Kill the world's easiest boss.
Escape and complete the game!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (115/115 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete the final chapter, and collect the 4th coin.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (250/350 points)
Enter the museum
Check out Shoot Trip Die
Check out Shogun Triad Deathninja
Check out Dead Estate
Check out Gimmiko
Check out Picayune Dreams
watch "how to draw spoge bob" on YouTube
Medals Earned: 9/13 (130/220 points)
Welcome to Beamsy's Dreams!
Complete stage 1
Complete stage 2
Complete stage 3
Try out Bimsy's Remix
Try out Beamsy's Hell
Score 25 points on stage 1
Score 50 points in Bimsy's Remix
Score 38 points on Beamsy's Hell
Score 30 points on stage 2
Score 35 points on stage 3
Score 100 points in Bimsy's Remix
Slow the game down a whoooole lot.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/465 points)
watching, waiting
with open arms
reluctant advance
refusal of fate
cry for freedom
desperation
tangled web
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/500 points)
Buy your first of many upgrades.
Check out and maybe even read the credits.
Max out any upgrade type. Some have more levels than others.
Collect 2,000 money or more in any one level. Money multiplier helps.
Get two attack power ups at the same time for massive damage.
Reflect 30 bullets with one shield power up. Try not to touch the foes though.
Kill 1,000 foes dead.
Get a Total High Score of 300,000 or more.
Grind a bit and max out all upgrades.
Beat any level after level 10 without taking damage.
Beat the first 10 levels.
Get a Total High Score of 1,000,000 or more. Can only be done on Hard Mode.
Beat all 20 levels again on Hard Mode.
Beat all 20 levels and finish the game.
Get an A rank or better in every level on Hard Mode.
Get an A rank or better in every level.